Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Where do you work???

I have a job as a "Technical Aide" at a multinational company which invests heavily in scientific research and development. I will refer to this company as JFS, which is an acronym for the phrase "Jamal Fucking Sucks". I will refer to it as JFS because acronyms are everyone's favorite thing to do at my job, and because Jamal fucking sucks.

A typical conversation:

-Hey Dave, did you get the LIVS on those PDL-P's yet?
-No not yet, the PR-650 was down, but I took some BF and EL shots.
-What about PL?
-No I didnt get to PL's yet but I can when I look at the WNF6. Hey did you get any word about when we'll get some more block ITO?
-Yeah I called MMD, they said it'll be in next week along with the NDP and some more GGD
-Nice.

This is not an exaggeration.

40% of the time people will not know nor care to know what the acronyms they use daily stand for.

2 comments:

Jaheed said...

ACR is an abbreviation not an acronym you dumb shit

where do you go to school?

Tech Aide said...

Noted